Tom the affordable mechanic

A gay bisexual man pretending to fix thing and have a imagery trapline

You totally tom the affordable mechaniced it you know how it is

by Tom wealy December 26, 2021

John the Tom

This person would fuck you in the morning with a Pickle

I need a John the Tom when I wake up

by ForgottotellherIhaveaids November 19, 2023

Tom

Tom is the most annoying person you will ever meet.

When you look at him you will want to punch him in the face.

Be aware Tom can also be gay.

Oh, great Tom's here.

Tom no one cares about your kickflips and indi grabs.

by Why is Tom so gay November 2, 2020

A Tom

Biggest nonce going

A Tom is a big nonce

Example :You see that boy with the shit beard and a tesco van, he's a real Tom

by rickyboy123 September 5, 2020

Tom

Tom is a really kind hearted guy, he loves video games, books and sports. Most of the people would call him a nerd and an awkard person but deep inside he's just a lost soul seeking for love and mutual respect. Tom's favourite activity is cuddling, especially with Julias, those two really get along. Please give Toms a try, they're funny, enjoyable and devoured, its really hard not to get anything from a Tom once you're in his heart.

AtK : 90
DF : 99 (-98 when with a julia)
Spd : 70

Awww look at those two hugging, they're probably named Tom and Julia

by Zomeone101 November 22, 2021

Tom

He is the all knowing god of the universe, only use this with caution!

Person: hey what religion do you follow?
Jill: i praise and worship the only true god on this mortal plane, Tom

by Cookiemonster3107 September 30, 2021

Tom nieb

An absolute machine bred and produced in Stoke on Trent This weapon thinks of the word physics amd just scissor kicks or into the cosmos

Give him a toilet seat and he will find a way to go upside down with it

Oi Tom nieb is a pleb

by Boothy69 November 9, 2023