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Michael

A smart yet deducing man. Don’t let his ugliness bother you. He thinks he’s charming, good looking thinks he’s got game but in reality he just grinds videos games he is probably a rabid clash player. He acts like the man aka “B.M.O.C” we can keep letting him think that for now I guess. When you see a mike in the street slap him. Just do it you won’t regret it.
There goes Michael breaking mirrors again all he’s doing is looking in them. Weird.
by Giowise13 February 23, 2022
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Michael

Michael is a man that I am deeply in love with. He has everything you could ever ask for. He is the definition of perfection. He may think otherwise, but he really is perfect. He's the best person you could ever meet. He's sweet, kind, and caring. He has everything you could ever ask for and a guy. There's so much to Michael. Too much to list! He's just overall amazing, and I hope he understands that soon.
"you're such a Michael"
"What does that mean?"
"It means that nothing can never be any more perfect than you"
by •°Raindrop°• April 30, 2022
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Michael

Micheal is a term used to describe a man with a unusual large penis. Micheal's usally cheat and leave you with only unsatisfied sex desires, and depression. They also typically only think about themselves resulting in you getting hurt, in the short sence just stay away from Micheals
"I am so in love with Michael!" Says kenzie, "woah their friend Michaels are only good for their big penises nothing else! Stay away from Micheals!" Says Lilly.
by Bigballswoman November 20, 2022
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Michael

a great god who was loved by the ppl and was stronger than any anime character and has 2 billion subscribers on youtube but still he was bad at studying and getting girls.
dam michael is f****** strong
by lord killer November 24, 2021
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Michael Horley

The protagonist of the first part of the Crossed Boundaries series, Michael Horley was born and raised in Follesville, Ohio, settling down in his hometown with his daughter and deaf spouse at the young age of twenty-four. He receives a phone call that begs him to quickly travel to Georgia due to ‘business’ that needs attended to, leaving his family for a road trip, he is forced to stop at the rural home of the Merritt family due to engine troubles, thus kicking off the story’s first part.
“Michael Horley, that little bitch is gonna have to grow up without a daddy.”
by GrilledPotatos June 9, 2021
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Michael Weber

A young distinguished gentleman who goons so so much. Currently in multiple love triangles. I'm literally sitting next to this guy right now. Dattebayo!
Hey do you wanna hang out today?

I can't, I'm gooning and edging with Michael Weber!
by gorked February 22, 2024
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John Michael

Some little shit that runs up to your butt hole and probes the living shit out of it
by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025
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