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Take backs

Forget what I agreed to do who was I kidding dam .
by mennäperille December 10, 2019
mugGet the Take backsmug.

taking a grenade

The act of flirting or having sex with an ugly member of a group so that the way is cleared for your friends to access the more attractive members of the group.

The responsibility of a "wingman".
Ok Joe, you'll be taking a grenade tonight with the crazy one so I can get with Collette.
by Rob Prime June 5, 2014
mugGet the taking a grenademug.

Take

The word take can be used when you really have to go to the bathroom
mugGet the Takemug.

I’m gonna take you to prom

An ineffective limp wristed confusing threat. A phrase that is intended to replace “I’m gonna kick your ass” but would most likely leave the threatened party believing that the person uttering this phrase is romantically interested in them.
I’ve had enough of your shit, I’m gonna take you to prom.
by Krashski October 15, 2018
mugGet the I’m gonna take you to prommug.

takee

takee in golf, when the partners one plays with won't give you a gimme, you declare instead that you will "takee" the putt and move on.
That's a takee for a bogie.
by profpaulv September 23, 2020
mugGet the takeemug.

Take A Clay

When one has absorbed copious amounts of Mexican food and does not realize they need to poop. They then believe they are going to release the most satisfying fart in the history of time, but instead drop of a mountain of shit into their pants. They then make their fiance wash their tainted pants. Also used as a general term for basic bowel movement.
Hey it smells like tacos in here
Yeah I'm about to Take A Clay, fire up that washing machine
by Honky Actual May 20, 2016
mugGet the Take A Claymug.

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