Leave room for Jesus 

leave room for Jesus means u have to leave some space in between u and another person, or leave more room

~it’s an inside joke with my friends and teacher~

*trinity and karsun hug*
Mr.pike: leave room for Jesus

Leave room for Jesus by Trin.ashlynn💋 November 20, 2019

jew for jesus 

"jews for jesus" is an imaginary term

"i'm a jew for jesus"
"that's funny.. i didn't know those existed!"

jew for jesus by Noah123 November 9, 2007

Purple Jesus 

Cheap miscellaneous booze mixed with grape juice, served in a vat or garbage bin that tastes as good as it sounds. (absolutely horrible)

P1: it's purple, but why is it called purple jesus?
P2: try some
*P1 tries it*
P1: JESUS!!!!

Purple Jesus by Jon Weatherhead August 2, 2007

liquid jesus

a liquid so amazingly amazing it is refered to as liquid jesus. same as saying it is holy

HOLY SHIT! THIS BEER! IT'S LIKE....LIKE....LIKE LIQUID JESUS!!!!

liquid jesus by /Joker/ February 6, 2009

Da' dirty jesus

When your surprised or shocked by something you might say Da' dirty jesus.

Man1: Did you hear fred got expelled!
Man2: Da' dirty jesus

Da' dirty jesus by johnny 99 July 12, 2009

Air Jesus 

In call of duty mw2 for the game winning killcam you jump off a large object and kill the other person before you hit the ground.

I just did an Air Jesus on dat hoe!

Air Jesus by Dirty pugsley March 16, 2010

Teleprompter Jesus 

Obama

The kool aid drinkers hung onto every word out of Teleprompter Jesus mouth

Teleprompter Jesus by gogoqueen66 August 30, 2010