The Siamese cat exists at the top of the hierarchy of the feline world with respect to beauty, grace, loyalty and intelligence. It's sapphire-blue eyes are a one-way mirror to it's soul, allowing him to see us, but us not him. His loyalty is unparalleled, his love has no limits. He waits, for what we are not sure.
There is no better friend, or perhaps no worse enemy, than a Siamese cat. His powers of discrimination are keen. He knows you better than you do.
Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damnfast.
When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.