Chair

A Chair is a thing you sit on and is in a group of furniture, a Chair have mostly four legs and have a shape, but a Chair can have three legs of have a different shape. Chairs is what we use in Schools, Houses, Desks, and everything. Chairs can be painful and comfortable like have nails or have a soft blanket everywhere in it. there is many different types of Chairs there are Office Chairs, Kitchen Chairs, and Torture Chairs.

What Chair do you want, I want the three leged one!

Sit on your Chairs Class!

by Dr Coomer April 5, 2022

chairable

When you looking for a place to sit. You want to know what seats available.

“Ok, I’m tired. I see all these places to sit but what’s chairable?”

by ZhuZhuSteve1 April 7, 2022

Chair

A furniture for the purpose to be sat on, it is usually paired with tables. You will find chairs almost everywhere

Bob: Dude lets get chairs
Dod: Why?
Bob: So we can sit on it while we do our work on the table, duh

by dogandcateatyou April 10, 2022

chairplanestethia

When they put you on an airplane and give you anesthesia so you don't have to listen to fucking babies crying for the whole goddamn flight.

Chairplanestethia
See nothing. Say nothing. ™

by The eleventh nun April 17, 2022

chaiislazy

Chaiislazy. An unpopular complement used to describe someone as talented or skilled.

You’re so talented, you’re like Chaiislazy!

by [—] April 28, 2022

Chainsaw Blowjob

Getting Head from somebody with braces to the point of multiple instances of skin catching.

Hey man, i just got a Chainsaw Blowjob and i don't think i'll ever fully recover.

by JesterRP May 5, 2022

Chair Cut

A trimming of the hair on ones posterior. A play on the phrase Hair Cut, but using the word chair instead, to imply where the posterior usually sits.

Pat: "Hey man, you ready for your gay blind date tomorrow?"
Jim: "Yeah I'm ready. I got a hair cut and, if you don't mind me mentioning, I got a chair cut as well."
Pat: "Hope you didn't do all that for nothing."

by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022