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Horse of all trades

You remembered the phrase wrong, it’s “Jack of all trades, master of none
“Im a bit of a horse of all trades

“Huh?”
by JimmyJimmersonThe6th July 16, 2025
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microwave oven transformer

Okay, kids, a microwave oven transformer is NOT a sex position or one of megatrons henchmen, it is actually the one electrical component that kills more hobbyists than any other. BAM! Here is your definition. Now enjoy the rest of your day and make sure to not poke around inside a microwave or try to replicate anything you see online that involves using the transformer to generate high voltage electricity unless u really know what ur doing!
A young teenager who saw an article online about wood fracking decided to try and replicate it. He connected the microwave oven transformer up as seen in the article, but forgot to isolate himself properly and the ground outside was damp. He was electrocuted and died.
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Chinese throat trap

The act of placing a soft penis into another persons mouth and then becoming erect, forcing the penis down the throat, and trapping the throat shut.

Named the throat trap because it goes in the throat easy but will not come out easily.
Kerry let me do the Chinese Throat Trap with her last night! I can’t wait to do it again.
by ThroatStuffer12355 July 26, 2025
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Rip the trail

Go for a casual trail ride. Typically with friends. Enjoy the trail.
Steve and I went to rip the trail the other day. What a good ride!
by Frankdefines August 3, 2025
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PTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder)

Post/Pre traumatic J*B disorder (PTJD) is a mental health condition that can develop after or before a person experiences or witnesses a J*b It's characterized by a range of symptoms, including intrusive memories, avoidance behaviors, negative changes in mood and thinking, and decreased arousal and reactivity. Most likely to be triggerd when the word "J*B" is said or having to do a J*B. This often only effects people who are lazy and/or Dont like work
A: "anyway so my buddy got this new j*b-" B: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" C: "Dude B ha sPTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder) you cant say that!"
by 0mAkine August 15, 2025
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Back on Track

Normal person: either the easiest or 2nd easiest level in Geometry Dash.
Those jokers that you have as friends: It's the hardest level ever created, it takes 10000000000000000000 attempts to beat
Back on Track is harder than Bloodbath
by GD Bracket August 22, 2025
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Tikka Paneer Trainwreck

Tikka Paneer Trainwreck
(noun)

The dirtiest manoeuvre ever conceived, banned in five boroughs and three gurdwaras. Begins in a Slough bedsit when Amrit microwaves a tray of Tesco’s Tikka Paneer Ready Meal till it’s bubbling like lava, then pours the scalding curry straight down Jatinder’s crack. Meanwhile, Lovepreet’s got a naan wrapped round his cock like a condom, railing him so hard the curry splashes onto the walls like Jackson Pollock.

Parmjit’s on the side, scooping the paneer cubes out with two fingers and shoving them into Harinder’s mouth, who’s gagging but chewing like it’s communion. Halfway through, Jaspreet pukes into the curry tray from the smell — only for Daljit to stir it back in and keep going, chanting “extra sauce, bruv.”

By the end, the room looks like a tandoori war crime — orange splatters everywhere, someone’s foreskin fused to a naan, and the stench of tikka, ass, and trauma seeping into the carpets.
Example in a sentence:
“Bro, I thought they were just heating up dinner — walked in on a full Tikka Paneer Trainwreck, Harinder gagging on curry cubes while Lovepreet fucked him with a naan sheath.”
by BikBoiCoq August 25, 2025
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