shwerd

semen that is wasted (not used to make babies)

"im just sick of making shwerd!"

by jeremy tensich August 4, 2007

[Showerspective]

Putting things into perspective while taking a shower. Being thoughtful and coming to a conclusion in the shower.

I think I'm going to get someshowerspective on this situation.

by Joseph.ita March 1, 2009

Showerpants

Someone who constantly takes a shower or is known to lounge around in their pajamas or bathrobe. Most notably in seen in lazy old army generals.

Martha: Amos, you're such a showerpants!

Amos: Now you're gonna get it. Fall in, sister! Ten hut!!!

Martha: Crazy guy. Lounging around in your pajamas and bathrobe all day. I don't know how you do it.

Amos: But I can't help it. I'm a lazy old showerpants!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 27, 2010

showerpuss

n. a brief shower taken only in emergencies to wash or shave your vagina

girl 1: you have a date tonight with that guy?!
girl 2: yeah and i didn't shave this morning-I need to take a showerpuss.

by brandy6769 September 26, 2011

showerleep

When you shower before you sleep, and when getting out of the shower, fully rushing to bed to get a satisfactory orgasm-like feeling.

Jim has been showerleeping so much as an alternative to his chronic masturbation.

by Arisen_Anew October 17, 2015

Showerbating

Mastorbating in the shower

Person one. I'm gonna shower
Person 2 don't be showerbating

by Francesca Marie April 24, 2016

showerscheisst

robbing another person's chance at having a good day by taking a shit before they hop in the shower.

I showerscheissted my roommate this morning, as if his life didn't suck enough.

by Uncle Tony Sci June 4, 2016