john howard 

1. The Australian Prime Minister
2. George Bush's arse puppet
3. Someone who likes to jog

1. "This evening John Howard passed down legislation that banned small children from owning kittens, high five."
2. two words: brown nose.
3. " Oh look, theres john howard in his green and gold tracksuit, lets throw something at him."

john howard by talor July 16, 2008

john howard 

Mostly Harmless

(reference to Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy about earth, after it's destruction)

After 24th November 2007, John Howard is Mostly Harmless.
His party lost the election, and it looks like he will loose his seat.

john howard by fjd December 25, 2007

John Wilkes Booth

A John Wilkes Booth is a thing of beauty. All circumstances must fall just right in order for a successful use of the word. While recieving a handjob inside a movie theater, the job-ee angles himself to cum on the back of the head of the person sitting in front if him, preferably with a beard. If your load hits the back of their head, you are a master. You've just completed a John Wilkes Booth.

"Dude, so I went to see Twilight with my girl last week, it totally sucked but she felt bad and gave me a handie. I John Wilkes Boothed ALL over the guy in front of me."

"Dude....way?"

"......way."

John Wilkes Booth by TopherStyle April 22, 2009

John Mayer 

to be skilled at the guitar and songwriting like John Mayer

Hey man you hear this guy playin' and singin'? he is THE John Mayer of our county!

John Mayer by SpiffyJ August 7, 2007

John Paul Jones 

The founder of the navy, not to be confused with the Led Zeppelin bassist.

John Paul Jones the navy guy is greater than the bassist John Paul Jones.

John Paul Jones by rome clone November 11, 2004

John Daly 

Drink made up of 1/2 Sweet Tea Vodka and 1/2 Four Loko Lemonade.

Arnold Palmer's getting stale, let's kick it up a notch. Let's move to the John Daly level.

John Daly by CKeys July 15, 2011

john howard 

A great man who whingers claim is doing a bad job, yet australia is the best place to live...only the IR laws and Iraq are fucked up...he is doing a great job otherwise...and if you wanna blame NSW shit on him, blame the state government...

John Howard is a great man, although George Bush Jnr doesnt know who he is...

john howard by rap sucks balls May 15, 2007