sport dick

This is when the male or female penis gets considerably shorter during the playing of sport, thought to be caused by the non-sexual adrenaline that pumps through the body during exercise.

The team: Hahaha that's tiny!
Poor lad whose trousers have just been pulled down: it's normally bigger, honest! Only that small during football, it's a sport dick!

by nan wobbler May 28, 2012

urban dick

someone who thinks they're cool because they put words they made up on the urban dictionary

urban dick: "hay guise look at this funny word i put on urban dictionary"
friends: "shut up no one cares"
friends: "lol you urban dick"

by yondagar March 12, 2011

Dick Feeding

While receiving a blowjob jerking off the shaft of the penis while the tip of your penis is sucked...(Most common in men who take forever to reach climax)

I was totally Dick Feeding her last night when I couldn't bust a nut!

by Mcrulz282 July 26, 2011

Dick Watcher

Any guy that takes a piss next to you when there are five empty urinals just to take a peek at your junk. Or, a male/female prison guard that goes from cell to cell watching inmates jerk-off.

See that fucking Dick Watcher over there. He looked at my package and then winked.

by trollmaster#1 December 10, 2011

dick-nic

(n.) The act of taking that special lady (or man) you like out on a sunny afternoon with a basket of delectable treats, a bottle of red wine of moderate vintage, and of course the key ingredient: your dick. Which you will then proceed to give them rapturously and passionately for the remainder of the afternoon and/or evening.

GUY 1: Hey man, I heard you were talking to that new girl. Are you two doing anything this weekend?

GUY 2: Yeah dude, I'm gonna take that bitch to the park for a dick-nic.

GUY 1 and GUY 2: *High-Five*

by themilkchugger October 18, 2011

Dick Deprived

Haven’t gotten dick in a long time

I’m reallu dick deprived.

by Young Sanchez June 1, 2018

double dick

verb; to penetrate any hole with two dicks

My buddy and I will double dick her tight pussy tonight.
We double dick the mouths of all new pledges.

by JJJJJ April 21, 2006