your mom 

Something people say they have done.

1: (point)
2: (Logical argument against point)
1: I did your mom!
2: What?
1: Isn't she the woman in the picture?

your mom by jacrispy vulcano is my mom July 4, 2017

Your Nan 

Someone that is deceased and is brought up for comedic effect.

S-Dog: "Your Nan is dead haha"
R-Dog: "lol"

Your Nan by SlipperySandison October 3, 2017

your not cute 

When someone thinks they're slaying, but they ugly af

"Bitch, your not cute.

your not cute by pandy567 October 16, 2017

your mom 

the sickest roast in the world

my nigga john: xddd your mom is gayye

everyone else: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT ROSTED NIGGGGGGGGGGGGA

your mom by Where they at doe October 19, 2017

your mom 

Your mom is the comeback of the year. Say this if you want to own somebody's face.

Friend: What time is it?
Me: Your mom

your mom by nig*erfaggot October 31, 2017

Your mom 

you use it for a come back to someone if they insulted you

Friend:"Your gay"
Yoy:"That's not what your mom said last night"

Your mom by Romsef November 17, 2017

your mom 

Answer to everything.

Dude: What time is it?
Dude#2: Your MOM!

your mom by yo mada🍆💦 April 21, 2018