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Rabbanian's Law of Confusion 

Started out as a theory, but over the years has developed into a law: If you can't tell, it's always a man.
The bros were walking through the gay parade on Halloween and were overwhelmed by all the tits, when one of them remembered Rabbanian's Law of Confusion. They were all on high alert and realized any pair of those juicy titties could easily be accompanied by a set of dick and balls down low.
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Kelly's Law 

Not all feminists are man-haters, but all man-haters are feminists.
Feminist 1: We should strive for sex equality
Feminist 2: I fucking hate men. Btw I'm a feminist ;)))
Yup, there's Kelly's Law at work

klan in law 

Oh Gawd, do we have to go to the klan in law's again? They have confederate flags on the lawn and KKK dishware.
klan in law by dERvMD July 18, 2017

Bro in law 

When your only friends with someone because your gf is their friend.
"Hey man, wanna hit the club tonight?"

"Sure, is tom coming?"

"yeah why?"

"I've been trying to avoid him, he's my bro in law"

"aw that sucks"
Bro in law by Lemon Addict July 29, 2017

Niwdog's Law 

As an online discussion continues with multiple posters, the likelihood of a person making assertions that the Jews are behind whatever is being talked about exponentially grows.
1: Why are people freaking out about this Tea Party rally?
2: It's the media man, the liberal media.
1: Yeah they're always looking for Nazis.
3: Of course they are. Look who own the media! Follow the Jewish trail, they're the source of fake news!
2: Niwdog's Law...
3: What do you mean?
2: Never mind.
Niwdog's Law by somedude24 September 3, 2017

Doing A Law 

The art of terrorising the local area with you family. You cant be doing a law on your own, only with your mum and dad.
This only applies to only children because your family are the only friends you will have.

You can also do a law if you are called dean or if your farther is called Dean.
Callum: Hello mum, doing a law is fun isnt it, coming out to do one?
Mum: Sure son! Let me go get your dad, Dean.
Doing A Law by CallumLaw April 19, 2018