dERvMD's definitions

Gaybriety

Abstaining form homosexual encounters

I slept with him last month before his gaybriety.

by dERvMD February 7, 2017

Phonetox

Manipulating you phonephoto selfie to erase the lines on your face making you appear younger, like having done a bunch of Botox

He looks so young!....
No, he just had phonetox to make him appear younger.

by dERvMD December 23, 2017

Transfusion

Tranfusion: wondering what sex one should be.

He was a bit transfused until he figured out his sexual identity.

He's wearing both men and women's clothes, he's suffering from a bit of transfusion.

by dERvMD February 24, 2017

klan in law

The embarrassing prejudiced relative.

Oh Gawd, do we have to go to the klan in law's again? They have confederate flags on the lawn and KKK dishware.

by dERvMD July 18, 2017