Definitions by dERvMD

Phonetox 

Manipulating you phonephoto selfie to erase the lines on your face making you appear younger, like having done a bunch of Botox

He looks so young!....
No, he just had phonetox to make him appear younger.

Phonetox by dERvMD December 23, 2017

klan in law 

The embarrassing prejudiced relative.

Oh Gawd, do we have to go to the klan in law's again? They have confederate flags on the lawn and KKK dishware.

klan in law by dERvMD July 18, 2017

Transfusion 

Tranfusion: wondering what sex one should be.

He was a bit transfused until he figured out his sexual identity.

He's wearing both men and women's clothes, he's suffering from a bit of transfusion.

Transfusion by dERvMD February 24, 2017

Gaybriety 

Abstaining form homosexual encounters

I slept with him last month before his gaybriety.

Gaybriety by dERvMD February 7, 2017