The definition of sex. When you think of sex you think of Jesus Christ. Very sexy very strong very cute very handsome very very very sexy. Nothing compares to Daddy Daddy is sexy. I love Jesus he is very and a sweet heart. Aleah love Jesus with all her heart forever and ever and ever. He's very sexy
I would love to have sex with Jesus Christ. I would love to see Jesus Christ cock. What is the definition of sex oh, Jesus Christ.
by Aleah loves Jesus forever69 😋 March 22, 2021
the one that does on the cross for your sins.. so that YOU could live a holy life and make it to heaven. he has given you the choice. heaven or hell. it's up to you to choose :)
Jesus is our saviour
by live for Jesus May 17, 2021
Jesus, lord please help me.
by Penguina82938928 April 09, 2021
Born a virgin birth because that's what Mary said. N**** came out with a phd. Wanted to rule the world. Enough said, they still do that in modern day. He did properly exist though.
Oh Jesus no s***Oh Jesus no s***
by Intheflatfield December 25, 2023
Jesus a guy who buys his “stripper” aka his cousin Gucci shoes and flies her out to Tulum on a couple getaway
by Bookie602 May 27, 2024
the central figure of the gayest and dumbest man-made religion ever (aka Christianity). he is also the 1/3 of a dumb concept which makes no sense (the Holy Trinity, 3 in 1 shampoo). he gets more recognition than God Himself, his creator (really dumb innit). The most brainwashed people on earth (aka christians) have chosen to worship him, even though Jesus has never told anyone to do so. The only people who follow his teachings correctly are the Muslims.
by ISLAMisTHEtruth November 09, 2024
Someone who everyone on this site should learn about. He would very much so like if you were to go to church. Thank You 🙏.
by Please Just Go To Church February 02, 2023