Hairy Potter 

A hairy person, generally a male, that sheds body hair, usually arm hair.

Jeff is such a Hairy Potter. He reached over my plate of orange chicken for the salt and he bombed my lunch with a hair. Bastard!

Hairy Potter by Cynthia Potter August 13, 2003

hairy bagpipes 

Similiar to the rusty trombone, but with a twist. Hum on the nads and finagle the stork.

Jasons girlfreind was going to preform the rusty trombone, but decided to play the hairy bagpipes instead.

hairy bagpipes by Desmond October 2, 2004

Hairy Bobbin' Man Ass 

While watching porn, the unfortunate and unappealing presence of a naked, jackhammering male arse in the shot. Really spoils the atmosphere.

Coined by Bill Hicks.

"I thought you said this was porn. All it is is a hairy boobin' man ass and a Wah-wah pedal"

Hairy Bobbin' Man Ass by Eldritch September 25, 2003

Hairy Potter 

an intimate region thoroughly covered in hair.

"I heard she has a really hairy potter"

Hairy Potter by absquatch September 16, 2003

Tom Hardy 

A British actor who is also the leader of the Church of the Palm, known as the king of palms his followers are considered the "Sexually Frustrated Palm Cult", Established in 2011.

Q: Who is Tom Hardy?
A:Tom Hardy is the king of palms.

Tom Hardy by Bryce Howard January 7, 2012

hairy mosquito eyes 

When a man does the "mangina" and gives the company he is in the reverse view. Hence his balls and penis tucked firmly in between his legs balls resembling the eyes and penis resembling the mosquito thing.

That mangina was funny as hell but then the fukker gave us the hairy mosquito eyes.

hairy mosquito eyes by Burn my legs June 15, 2005

hairy pie 

Another term for a woman's vagina.

Checkout the hairy pie on that girl.

hairy pie by james nguyen May 21, 2008