clarky cat 

Clarky cat is a made up drug in the same class as other imaginary drugs such as yellow bentines or triple sub it can be bought from any boz boz on the streets of urban britain, as with other imaginary drugs when you approach the boz there is an elaborate verbal dance that you need to go through with them as they pretend not to know what you are talking about, but perseverance is the key here.

Hi are you the boz boz, ahh good, do you have any yellow bentines, or triple sub, or if not any clarky cat, it has to be good though as i don't want to end up like a piano dentist, or even worse go all blutie and take a quack candle and my arms to feel like a coupe of fortnights in a bad ballon, you arn't holding any clarky cat, then give me a TB of brown and a teenth of cake.

clarky cat by andy mackay May 22, 2006

Dusty the Cat 

Dusty the cat is that of Kenny Glenn. Kenny Glenn is a 13-year-old wannabe serial killer and soon-to-be anally raped juvie prisoner who posted videos on YouTube of himself abusing his cat Dusty. When this heinous act came to the attention of the fearless crime-fighters of the Internet Vigilante Group, it took less than 24 hours to identify, locate and dispatch the Party Van over to pick up the little shit and his camfag pal.

Dusty the cat was liberated and turned over to local veterinary for a check-up. Dusty fought to survive the faggot's attacks, knowing the one day he would be saved.

For his bravery, the 15th of Feburary is Dusty day. He shall go down in caturday history.

P1: Look, Dusty the Cat
P2: Oh, wow.

Dusty the Cat by Bar Low February 16, 2009

storch cat

Storch cat is a racial slur based off of the term porch monkey. An updated version of this slur, it is highly offensive to African Americans.

Look at that storch cat on the corner, I believe that the difference in his skin color is what most contributes to his joblessness- not his socioeconomic condition.

storch cat by NoChanceMcChe February 22, 2011

roof cat

Another derogatory term for an African American male that sits on a roof while eating a pizza.

Don't throw that pizza up there, those damn roof cats will eat it.

roof cat by Papamitch04 May 16, 2015

scamdy-cat 

An irrational fear of online transactional payment; often witnessed in the pensioner population.

For Christ's sake, that's another call from Auntie Irene. She's waited less than ten minutes for a "forgot password " reminder on Amazon and now the scamdy-cat believes some Nigerian hacker has cleaned out her account.

scamdy-cat by Scamdy-cat November 19, 2016

Vegan Cat 

A pejorative term used to discredit a a situation or something that would not have naturally occurred unless there was some form of external (usually progressive) intervention.

Person A (Virtue Signalling): Did you hear that there's going to be a Down Syndrome drag show?
Person B (Pragmatist): Did you hear cats choose to be vegan?
Person A: I've never heard of that.
Person B: That's because vegan cats don't exist, and $5 says those kids didn't come up with at idea either.

Vegan Cat by Centauri_ September 21, 2019

Eek! The Cat 

Eek! The Cat (retitled Eek! Stravaganza in 1994) is an a cartoon,created by Steve Holland & Bill Kopp aired on Fox Kids and Savage Studios with animation by Nelvana. It ran from September 11, 1992 – August 1, 1997 on Saturday Morning Fox Kids ,

YTV from 1992 to 1998 in Canada.

Eek! the Cat is about a purple cat named Eek, living in the city of McTropolis, whose motto is "it never hurts to help". This attitude generally gets him into trouble, from which much of the humor of the show is derived. Other characters include Eek's human family, with whom he cannot talk to via spoken language; Sharky the Sharkdog (his worst nightmare), and Eek's girlfriend, Annabelle
Eek always puts others' safety, needs, and comfort before his own. Eek can talk with all animals and most humans, but oddly enough cannot talk with his owners.

He often exclaims "Kumbaya!" His motto is "It never hurts to help!", although with Eek this is rarely the case. The major running gag within the show is that Eek's selfless nature usually gets him in painful situations such as getting caught in mail and baggage sorters (both of which appear designed to intentionally damage their contents) and screaming "Oh Gosh It Hurts!" while the show's guitar riff theme played. Despite his misfortunes, episodes usually end with Eek rewarded in a way after he faces the adversity squarely and is selfless towards others.

Before courage the cowardly dog

There was Eek! The Cat

Eek! The Cat by Blu_leef January 22, 2023