ninja poodles

Highly trained, ultra-intelligent poodles who’ve been trained to protect their wealthy owners.

Get yourself some fine lookin’ ninja poodles if you want to avoid being the target of a kidnap attempt.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2022

Ninja

1) v. to run past someone and steal something of their's before they can notice

2) n. one who ninjas

3) n. An Asian person

1) That person just ninjad me!

2) That minja just robbed me!

3) That ninja just robbed me!

by ninjasmurf777 June 25, 2010

sexy ninja

A person selling sexual services. One who is stealth. Strong. And willing. An escort or prostitute. A word that elevates the profession rather than it being derogatory.

Why don't you call and get a few sexy ninjas over here and we can all have a good time.
I'm a sexy ninja by profession.

by Ninja Master of 69 June 20, 2022

laundry ninja

When you remove someone else's laundry from the machine and replace it with your own laundry, while avoiding detection by the other party

Someone left their clothes in the dryer for hours, so I had to go laundry ninja on their shit.

by failureinfractal March 4, 2014

Ninja

A try hard man child who acusses everyone who kills him a stream sniper

Hey man ninja just died from the storm.shit the storm must be stream sniping

by Jakepaulhater8364648 November 24, 2018

Nike Ninja

A Man that is of african decent who has a love for nike and the chinese temples. He also loves making seriously devious attempts on his niece from time to time

Guy 1” he must be a nike ninja”
Guy 2” innit hes black and incest”

by Shrekpornmaker3000 January 6, 2023

Ninja

ninjaWhat the fuck did you say to me you little shit

Yelling at a little kid ninja

by Aiclynn January 31, 2019