Salty Water Cannon 

(n.) - a variation of the sea salt shooter. this is the name given to male reproductive organ when used to launch projectile salty fluids directly into the eye of a woman.

"Yo brah, so did you do her brah?"
"Nah brah, but I gave her a piece of my salty water cannon dude!"
"No way brah, thats so gnar! but whats a salty water cannon?"
"Its just a hard wood hawian board brah, but when you do this with it!"
"Ahh fuck brah! My eye!"
"Uhh chyeahh!"

Salty Water Cannon by Kyle R. Montgomery January 12, 2009

cold water orgasm 

The highpitched scream of a person being hit by cold water, e.g. under the shower.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

A: Oh my gosh, what happened?
B: Don't worry, it's just a cold water orgasm.

cold water orgasm by BlueBlueBlubb April 7, 2013

pouring water on the floor 

Nonsense, used when you have nothing else to say or when something is nonsense.

"Awkward silence" Hmmmm pouring water on the floor

"What did you say?" Ahhh, its just pouring water on the floor.

pouring water on the floor by jmajcan March 28, 2019

Dirty Hot Dog Water 

When one fills up their uncircumcised foreskin with water and splashes someone else with it.

My friend hit me with his Dirty Hot Dog Water yesterday after he got out of the shower!

Dirty Hot Dog Water by PhillyBoiP April 11, 2019

glass of water 

a container made of glass that is filled with water, a filtered homo juice straight out of compton

yo we woz drinking dat glass of water namsayin

glass of water by Krkič November 4, 2020

fleet water

Lubricant often used for ease of intercourse (anal or vaginal). Lube

He wants to try anal tonight. I hope he uses fleet water so it slides in easier

fleet water by Ace0326 August 9, 2019

dong water 

The result of a man taking a piss.

Derived from "bong water", the water used in a bong (obviously); and "Dog Water", one of the phony advertisements on "The Ren and Stimpy Show."

After a long night of drinking Rolling Rocks and playing video games nonstop, the Angry Nintendo Nerd had to reach for the pause button -- he desperately needed to let off a couple quarts of "dong water"...

dong water by Jason L. July 5, 2007