Logan: Hey Khan I don't think Adam Cone will make it to work after last night's party, he swallowed so much of our semen he got cum drunk and passed out on the floor.
Khan: yeah maybe best not to cut trees down with that much of a cum induced hangover
Khan: yeah maybe best not to cut trees down with that much of a cum induced hangover
by vedyfactualfacts June 25, 2021
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Could also be called a “great bender”
Could also be called a “great bender”
boss: hey Matt I need those papers on my desk 9 o’clock sharp
Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?
Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?
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The act of having a few drinks and going absolutely bonkers with no memory of the night due to underlying mental issues aquired by being in lockdown for months.
by Your mate August 8, 2021
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by Your mate August 8, 2021
Get the COVID drunk mug.When you’ve smoked and maybe drank a lot and you feel like you’re there, but not actually there. You can see clearly, it’s just that you can’t stand without feeling like you’re head is spinning around
by Idkanymore1324 September 11, 2021
Get the trippy drunk mug.When a person has been intoxicated by the amount of power that they have. These people will go to great lengths to keep their position of power and/or gain more. Being power drunk usually makes the person irrational, impulsive, narcissistic, and/or paranoid. They may also feel that they are invincible. Examples of power drunk people are: Hitler, Scar from lion king, Gilderoy Lockhart, and Mother Gothel, and substitute teachers.
"bro the sub kept yelling at us for talking too much, she's so power drunk, like "yes Mrs. Carrol you are the adult but at least I don't have hands that have the same amount of wrinkles as a piece of paper found in a middle schoolers backpack""
by Adhd1357 September 18, 2021
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Grace neither wanted to get extremely wasted or high this Saturday, so they compromised and just got thanksgiving drunk.
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