showar

Variant on "shower."

I'm going to take a showar.

by TheMariner July 16, 2008

Shwerd

A combination between 'shweet' and 'word'. Something way better than swerd.

susana-"I got schwag"
jess-"shwerd"

by jdshshfse September 16, 2011

Showerman

showerman a person that likes to think they are something big when they are not.

look at that showerman walkin around buffing out his chest

by daz* April 6, 2007

Showeth Thy Breasts

Used a lot at Renaissance Faires. Maybe during Elizabethan era , who really knows.

Showeth Thy Breasts!

by Spinroyd October 17, 2013

Showels

A large cocked mammal with super sperm that can attack from its penis anytime... And quiet violently

Is that a showels behind that bush?

by Mattaz December 5, 2011

Showerbate

When you masturbate while taking a shower.

Jimmy showerbated while taking a warm shower.

by haha. k. March 28, 2015

shwerp

1. Human or animal feces

2. Acronym for the Society of Human Waste Elimination and Recycling Professionals, a fictional (for now) organization dedicated to the study and engineering of you-know-what.

I stepped in a pile of shwerp down on Broadway.

by Unc. T March 27, 2012