poster child

A mural-sized painting or photo of an attractive youngster.

Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.

by QuacksO December 2, 2023

Sterilizing children

Well, if that's the case, if the explicit intent is relevant... Then YOU'RE LYING about trans affirming care! Aren't you?

Hym "Because the EXPLICIT INTENT of gender affirming care is not 'sterilizing children.' It's to allow people to more easily develop the phenotypic characteristics of the gender that coincides with their self-perception. Which (by your own logic) make you A FUCKING LIAR! You know what that means for you right? Hell forever! Roasting like a fucking turkey! Ha! Hahaha! The explicit intent of the people doing the thing is more relevant than the perception of the people observing the thing isn't it?"

by Hym Iam February 17, 2024

Crow Child

A crow child takes and keeps a bunch of random stuff like a crow which takes anything it sees.

“My daughter is practically a crow child with all the things she takes!”

by thy common folk February 17, 2024

Hazbin Children

A group of people who like a certain cartoon about lesbian relationships.

These Hazbin Children don't know anything.

by The Wonder Chris Boy February 23, 2024

Genderless child

Not a giraffe.

Genderless Child: Am i right lads or am i right lads?
Lads: You are right lads.

by Cockashit February 24, 2024

SOCK CHILDREN

What's created after impregnating a piece of cotton or wool footwear

Mother: Why is your son socks always so moist

Father : Their full of SOCK CHILDREN and you're about to drown them

by Mileslongrod February 26, 2024

Universal Child-Care

Oh wow! The woman thinks all of the tax dollars should go to WOMEN AND THE MEN THEY'RE FUCKING! That's where the tax dollars should go guys! To her. And then we pay for them to have periods. And then we pay them to not fuck us. And then we shut up and die. That's REAL compassion. That's what compassion looks like.

Hym "Oh, yeah, my money should go to women who don't fuck. That'd what equality looks like. That's called being equal. Everyone pays for you. You do whatever you want. And anyone who has a problem with it is silence and FORCED TO DO IT AGAINST THEIR WILL. Sounds familiar. Universal Child-care everybody."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024