alibi apple

The one produce item purchased alongside candy and junk food to give the cashier the impression that you're not an unhealthy slob.

I got a box of Hot Pockets, a case of Coke, a bag of Hot Cheetos and threw in an alibi apple so the cashier wouldn't judge me.

by alibiapple August 8, 2014

fake apple

Unrealistically gigantic ass

That bitch has a fake Apple

by Dickball May 14, 2015

Dutch Apple

To fart in someone's face while they're teabagging you.

He's such a nasty guy. He actually Dutch appled me while I was going down on him!

by Gdawg15 July 7, 2015

candle apple

As in a type of person: someone who, at first, seems to be very intriguing; someone you'd like to get to know better. But the more you know about the person, the more you just want to light them on fire.

"She made a great first impression, but turned out to be a total candle apple."

by Meowtown September 10, 2015

emergency apple

the apple you keep with you at all times in case you get low

man im really hungry

here have an emergency apple in my backpack

by dankmemer27 March 29, 2016

candy apple

"a smegma covered bell end"
a throbbing, red, sickly cock head, particularly of a wretched nature, covered and/or encrusted with a semi-dry glaze of smegma, in a dipped fashion resembling that of a candy apple

Patcy was wasted so I slipped her a candy apple!

by BeatsByRay May 31, 2016

Tiny Apple

A cherry.

"'ey, you got any o' dem tiny apples?"

"Pretty please with a tiny apple on top?"

"Sundaes are great with maraschino tiny apples."

by jmanjunk September 6, 2016