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Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are

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Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are (sexualities)
by thatrandompersonnnnn April 27, 2024
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Experimental Straight

A straight guy who is curious to how it would feel if he jammed his finger up his ass.
Jack: *Jerking off to some missionary

Jack: *Starts to get re ally curious

Jack: *Jams finger up his ass
Jack: *Smells Finger
Jack: *proceeds to wash hands
Jack: "And that's the story of how I became an experimental straight and not bisexual.
by RamoonAdoo October 30, 2017
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Straight yager

Mt dew and coca cola energy mixed together also known as Jesus water
Oh that tastes like straight yager
by The brick people October 25, 2020
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Yes Straight

A code for describing a teacher who is usually unfair with grading, and gives too many quizzes
Dude I have so many quizzes today because of Yes Straight
by RoJoPotus May 16, 2019
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dire straight

When a heterosexual is in an uncomfortable, non-heterosexual, situation.
Being his first trip to Las Vegas, Thomas found himself in a dire straight after he got drunk in the wrong kind of bar.
by Nyktlplk January 12, 2023
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Straight husband

His straight husband had always been with women until he met that gay boy
by Mark Mac nish October 21, 2018
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straight

scum of the earth usually applies to men cause they aren't shit
Me: What sexuality are you?

You: Straight.

Me: I think im gonna be sick...
by Teriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii October 11, 2022
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