Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are

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Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are (sexualities)

by thatrandompersonnnnn April 27, 2024

Experimental Straight

A straight guy who is curious to how it would feel if he jammed his finger up his ass.

Jack: *Jerking off to some missionary

Jack: *Starts to get re ally curious

Jack: *Jams finger up his ass
Jack: *Smells Finger
Jack: *proceeds to wash hands
Jack: "And that's the story of how I became an experimental straight and not bisexual.

by RamoonAdoo October 30, 2017

Straight yager

Mt dew and coca cola energy mixed together also known as Jesus water

Oh that tastes like straight yager

by The brick people October 25, 2020

Yes Straight

A code for describing a teacher who is usually unfair with grading, and gives too many quizzes

Dude I have so many quizzes today because of Yes Straight

by RoJoPotus May 16, 2019

dire straight

When a heterosexual is in an uncomfortable, non-heterosexual, situation.

Being his first trip to Las Vegas, Thomas found himself in a dire straight after he got drunk in the wrong kind of bar.

by Nyktlplk January 12, 2023

Straight husband

Straight husband.

His straight husband had always been with women until he met that gay boy

by Mark Mac nish October 21, 2018

straight

scum of the earth usually applies to men cause they aren't shit

Me: What sexuality are you?

You: Straight.

Me: I think im gonna be sick...

by Teriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii October 11, 2022