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ghost ride the dick 

When he humps, you hump, you jump off his dick and hump next to him, then hop back on.
A girl tells her friend, " I tried to ghost ride the dick but then it just got soft..."

Dose of dick

The recommended amount of penis a woman should have daily to avoid the symptoms of depression, anxiety, and low self esteem.
I noticed that Jane had been a bit down in the dumps recently, so I gave her a dose of dick. It cheered her right up!
Dose of dick by Joe Salone December 22, 2010

little dick 

When all you can see is the head of the dick and balls.
When Russell went to have his stint pulled out of his kidneys, his dick was up in his throat. It looked like a grub worm wearing a turtle neck. That is a little dick.
little dick by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008

national dick sucking day 

on april 12th kendal crist and paige daugherty can suck as much dick as they can until the clock hits midnight. suck me dry girls!
paige: omg i sucked 7 dicks!

kendal: bro i sucked 12 tf but it’s okay cause it’s national dick sucking day!

Dick roll-up 

Wrapping your semi in raw bacon before having sex with a girl and then feeding it to her afterward.
I just gave Sally a dick roll-up.
Dick roll-up by thedizzler March 7, 2007

Sick dick 

When something is much too cool or awesome for just one word to describe it.
Edwin: So what did you do last night?
Brendan: I was out at the bar, when two girls picked me up, brought me back to their apartment and proceeded to give me a two girl blumpkin.
Edwin: Sick dick!