Dad: I'm going to get some milk for the baby!
Son 7 years later: How come you have never told me or mentioned my dad?
Mom: Your father went to get the "Milk"...
Son 7 years later: How come you have never told me or mentioned my dad?
Mom: Your father went to get the "Milk"...
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Get the Banana milk mug.A milk dud is much like a creme egg. During anal sex, the other partner will piss and later on cum into the other partner's anus when they need to take a crap, and when that partner goes to the bathroom, the feces will have piss and semen dripping from it. Much like the candy, it is brown on the outside and milky gold on the inside.
When he took off my red, lacy panties and slathered lube all over my thicc ass, he used that opportunity to... well, he Milk Dudded me. Later as I went to take a shit and freshen up, globs of feces, cum, and piss were dropping into the toilet bowl like ducks at a shooting range.
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*10 years later*
Dad: I'm back
child: YAY
Dad: nevermind I forgot something
child: Bye Dad
*10 years later*
Dad: I'm back
child: YAY
Dad: nevermind I forgot something
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Get the Milk mug.Milk is a liquid substance often drank by weebs and redditors. Milk is made from the process of melting teeth.
"Did you know that milk is made from melted teeth?" "Of course, that's what the tooth fairy uses her teeth for."
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