2 definitions by Thatonedirtymindedfriend
A milk dud is much like a creme egg. During anal sex, the other partner will piss and later on cum into the other partner's anus when they need to take a crap, and when that partner goes to the bathroom, the feces will have piss and semen dripping from it. Much like the candy, it is brown on the outside and milky gold on the inside.
When he took off my red, lacy panties and slathered lube all over my thicc ass, he used that opportunity to... well, he Milk Dudded me. Later as I went to take a shit and freshen up, globs of feces, cum, and piss were dropping into the toilet bowl like ducks at a shooting range.
by Thatonedirtymindedfriend April 20, 2020
The term Shrexy is used to identify someone with the image of the famous Dreamworks character, Shrek. For he is the shrexiest of all.
"I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much. I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given. 'Shrek is love' I say. 'Shrek is life.' My dad hears me and he calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. My face hurts. I lay in bed, and it's really cold. Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers into my ear, 'This is my swamp.' He grabs me with his powerful, shrexy ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my asscheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars his mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says 'It's all ogre now.' Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
by Thatonedirtymindedfriend May 26, 2020