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dead to rights

When Brad's got you really good, and there's no longer a way out of a situation. You're in his crosshairs.
Me: "Mom and I went for ice cream last night, and it was delicious, however when I got home I spilled some on my rug"
Brad: "I was with your Mom last night, so we know that wasn't ice cream on the rug."
Me: "Shit. Brad's got me dead to rights."
by mybusinesscardsaysfuckme August 4, 2022
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parking dead

That unfortunate group of city dwellers, who were sleeping no more than 5 minutes ago, who are now going to move their cars because of alternate side parking rules. See also: The Driving Dead-those same individuals who now circle the block incessantly as they search for the hard to find spot.
I woke this mornng to join the legions of the Parking Dead.
by Dafodil city dweller September 16, 2015
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I’m dead

I’m dead means: either I’m blushing so hard it’s hard to speak or I’m dead no if so or buts
Shai’s bf said: you so cute when you do that

Shai:I’m dead
by Ahahaha...no January 10, 2021
mugGet the I’m deadmug.

dead yo

when you like die yo, body decomposes and you no longer exists.

you're just a burning memory.

THE END!
🗿: man dead yo, is eroded. fossilized, extinct like the dinos.

🐂: yet I'll remember your gaze that's rooted into my soul.

(*fly me to the moon playing in the background*)
by comrade susi wolf July 28, 2022
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dead fish day

On October 23 we will celebrate the lives of the dead fish! We will protest to get them there rights bc DEAD FISH HAVE RIGHTS!! 🎣
by anonymous October 22, 2020
mugGet the dead fish daymug.

Dead ass

Commonly confused with “deadass” but it’s completely different. “Dead ass” refers to something that’s not serious.
Beastars is dead ass a bad anime.
by deadhass June 17, 2022
mugGet the Dead assmug.

Dead Dog

by Neveah Hansen hater October 15, 2021
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