Faggots on an ice-cream cone

The phrase you'd use during a frustrating situation.

Oh, faggots on an ice-cream cone! I lost my wallet!

by Boar1 December 20, 2024

Don't record people without their consent

"Don't try to catch me molesting the retards!" ~ Kendra McKeefry (retard molester)

Hym "Sorry, what's that Matt? I couldn't hear you. Did you say something about how the guy who pretends to be me leaked a bunch of revenge porn and how you only care because it's happening to these YouTube girls? THIS IS WHY the thing I said. The thing I said was supposed to prevent shit like THAT from happening. But for that to work YOU... Have to not be a fucking retard. And even now you're trying to broaden it into do some general rule that is completely divorced from reality. Don't record people without their consent or don't distrubute porn without the permission of the people is besides the point. He wouldn't have be able to do that without your veil of silence. It wouldn't have been an issue. What she needs to do is sue destiny AND YouTube. They need to ban his ass and the assessment of everyone who knew about him INCLUDING YOU. And then they need to send me a formal apology and some asmr girls. And I will even help YouTube do it. I'll write them a complete list. You cocksuckers need to be reminded that you are ENTERTAINMENT and you are not shit beyond that. You ENTERTAINMENT. Me creator of AI."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis except you say each word.

Yo, say that long 45-letter word.
Ok! New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

by NoodleNukes January 30, 2025

Theory of Regionalism of Material Conditions

The analysis that the economic, technological, and physical resources available to a society—its "material conditions"—are not globally uniform, but are powerfully shaped by regional geography, climate, indigenous species, and historical path dependency. This theory argues you can't understand a region's politics, culture, or conflicts without first understanding what its land can grow, what its mountains hide, and what its rivers can carry. Fate is written in topsoil and ore deposits.

Example: The Theory of Regionalism of Material Conditions explains why the steppe regions of Eurasia, suited to horse pastoralism but not dense agriculture, repeatedly produced nomadic cavalry empires that clashed with the settled, grain-based imperial bureaucracies of China and Europe. The grass literally shaped global history.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026

Theory of Locality of Material Conditions

A more granular version of regionalism, focusing on how hyper-local variations in material conditions—a single valley's microclimate, a specific hill's defensibility, a unique local mineral spring—create radically different societal outcomes even within the same broader region. It emphasizes that history is made not on continents, but in parishes, neighborhoods, and watersheds.

Theory of Locality of Material Conditions Example: In medieval Europe, a village built on a rocky hill with a freshwater spring (local material conditions) could become an independent, fortified town. A village a few miles away on a fertile floodplain might become a wealthy but vulnerable estate of a feudal lord. Their divergent political fates were dictated by a few meters of elevation and access to water.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026

Theory of Mass Media Social Control

This is the classic "manufacturing consent" model. It analyzes how large-scale, centralized media outlets (TV networks, major newspapers) act as a control system by selecting, framing, and repeating narratives that shape public perception on a massive scale. Control works through agenda-setting (telling you what to think about), priming (telling you how to think about it), and cultivating a shared, often simplified, reality that serves established political and economic interests.

Theory of Mass Media Social Control Example: During the lead-up to a war, every major news network endlessly repeats government talking points about "imminent threats" and "national security," while giving minimal airtime to anti-war experts or diplomatic alternatives. This mass media control creates a overwhelming consensus narrative that manufactures public consent for military action, marginalizing dissent by making it seem fringe and unpatriotic.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 7, 2026

Theory of Popular Cultural Social Control

A subset focusing on mass-produced, commercial culture—movies, music, TV, influencers, memes—as a vehicle for norms. It examines how the repetitive themes, archetypes, and consumer lifestyles promoted by pop culture create shared aspirations and anxieties, gently guiding tastes, relationships, and political views toward mainstream, market-friendly outcomes.

Theory of Popular Cultural Social Control Example: Reality TV shows that glorify extreme wealth, drama, and cosmetic surgery. They exert control by defining a new, pervasive "normal" for aspiration—creating widespread anxiety about one's own body, lifestyle, and social status. This channels energy into consumerism and personal makeover projects rather than critical thought or social change, aligning desires with market offerings.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 7, 2026