A description of uber-salty food that triggers a gag reflex, producing the predicament of wether to spit or swallow the contents in your mouth.
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"Damn that chip dip is porn-salty!"
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all of these revolve around tension/pressure. usually painful.
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You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
I was having a sleepover at my buddy's house, but I had to go home so I could jerk-off because we were watching scrambled porn.
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Donald J Trump was feeling lonely in his office one day when he had a preposterous thought and decided to call up his fellow candidate Joe Biden to film some presidential porn. In doing so, he could get more votes and be re-elected. Biden came over, startled by the request, and Trump advanced on the man from behind when his guard was down. Biden moaned by accident. Trump smirked in satisfaction that his plan was working and with the new discovery of presidential porn, America would begin a new era of greatness.
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