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Jai Meat Pie 

The act of consuming a Viagra and then forcefully and vigorously penetrating another man's anus without lubrication because they fucked with you one too many times.
Man I must have made fun of Jim one too many times last night because he gave me a Jai Meat Pie and power fucked my ass so hard that I can't sit down or look him in the eye anymore.
Jai Meat Pie by dsafoinasdfn January 20, 2021
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Mystery meat 

Term used in the joint for all meat products. It tasted like shit and no one knew just exactly what animal(s) it came from.
What we havin' for breakfast homes? Shit on a shingle with some mystery meat.
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Concrete-meat

The ultimate level of hardness a man can get while being aroused by the most sexiest woman's body.
Girl you got me on concrete-meat right now!
Concrete-meat by SouloCutz May 11, 2010

Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter 

1. Same as saying "don't shit where you eat"
2. Meat meaning "meat injection" and "bread and butter" meaning money.
3. It's not a good idea to sleep with the same people you work with.
Co worker: have you noticed Bam's got nice buns
Me: Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter

chocolate meat cushion 

A soft turd encountered by a penis during anal sex.
A chocolate meat cushion is much more pleasant than probing an impacted colon with your dick.

Cock Meat Cough Drop 

To pour cough syrup on one's penis, and insert it into a sick person throat.
My gay life partner has really bad bronchitis and was coughing most of the night. I told him to open wide for daddy cause your going to have to choke down a Cock Meat Cough Drop. So I drown my huge man hammer in Tussin and jammed it down his cock holster.

wheel meat 

any deli-type meat that is cut into round slices
I'm out of cash so I have to eat wheel meat sandwiches until payday.
wheel meat by june t May 14, 2015