A Fucking Ninja 

the act of someone being a ninja and is really good at it

Josh: how did you do that ?
mitchell: cos i'm "A Fucking Ninja"

A Fucking Ninja by mytch May 5, 2007

i'm so fucking sorry 

What you want to say to your ex when she's gone. When you miss her and hold on to a memory. Then you start to drink and keep holding on to that memory until that's all you have when your friends leave you because you're a self destructive drunk. You can't tell your family you are and you have no friends to depend on. So then you're left alone, holding a picture with your favorite memory and wish you could go back to it but you can't. And you continue to spiral down and don't see a bottom because one thing threw you over the edge and you can't climb back up from that fall.

Guy: I'm so fucking sorry...

i'm so fucking sorry by Not your friend December 3, 2013

confi-fucking-dential 

Pronunciation: kän-f&-fucking-'den(t)-sh&l
Function: adjective

1. fucking private, fucking secret, nobody's damn business;
2. containing information whose unauthorized fucking disclosure could be prejudicial to the national fucking interest.

"It's confi-fucking-dential Sherrol!"

"Dude, did you tell her what I said about her ass? That was confi-fucking-dential!"

confi-fucking-dential by prankmaster July 25, 2006

nut fucking

The act of wrapping balls around another man's penis and fucking it until ejaculation. similar to tit fucking but with testicles.

John got so drunk the other night I was nut fucking him while he was passed out.

nut fucking by josh sims May 28, 2008

Rhino Fucking 

When a male if fucking a female doggie style grabbing the back of her head and slamming her head into the head board or pillow (like a charging rhino) repeatedly while she yelps for you to stop.

Sally-"oh, my head really hurts this morning"
Betty-"Why?"
Sally-"You know how Billy always said he wanted to go on a safari?"
Betty-"Ya."
Sally-"Well last night Billy was Rhino fucking the shit out of me and now the headboard is broken and i think i have a concussion."

Rhino Fucking by SteppzRus April 17, 2009

Are You Fucking Serious? 

When the editors of urban dictionary accept definitions for words like: fucktard, trash jenga, chiweiner....etc. but won't accept blue weiler.

"Thanks for your definition of Blue Weiler!
Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it."

"Are You Fucking Serious?"

Are You Fucking Serious? by Lumina March 10, 2013

american fucking

Better than Asian sex by a millon.

American fucking is when a white american female has sex with a male of any race.

american fucking by Bethrobby June 11, 2008