When you haven't quite soiled yourself, but everytime you walk, you feel as though someone has spread chutney lightly on the inner garments of your underwear.
(Not to be confused with bum chutney.)
(Not to be confused with bum chutney.)
*Farts* "Uh oh"
Friend: "have you just farted and followed through?"
Victim: It might not be that severe. I think I've just got "chutney bum."
Friend: "have you just farted and followed through?"
Victim: It might not be that severe. I think I've just got "chutney bum."
by Nagasaki Jones July 13, 2024
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Get the Cinnamon bum mug.The art of appearing absolutely glamourous in one's most dirtiest and unflattering outfit, for example a pair of sweatpants and a faded hooded sweatshirt or t-shirt, while not having groomed or showered for at least a day.
Fem A: I don't understand why I'm getting the sideways glances even though I'm looking a mess today.
Fem B: It must be your bum glam. Dumb caddy b*tches.
Fem B: It must be your bum glam. Dumb caddy b*tches.
by Missy Mars April 7, 2011
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Where the hell is a damn door holding bum when you need one? Not only am I going to have to touch a dirty door handle, but I’m going to miss my subway!
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