2 beers no shots

When you want to have a chill night and not blackout. You say, “I’m only going out for 2 beers no shots”. Which inevitably leads to you blackout the F out. Every single time.

Man 1: wanna drink tonight?
Man 2: sure, but I’m only having 2 beers no shots
Later that day….
Man 1&2: absolutely sideways.

by ModifiedPotato October 27, 2023

beer brother

two boys or males who have such a strong bond that’s its unbelievable, they’re called beer brothers because everyone else is to pussy to drink .

they usually called bb

lessss goooo baby , beer brothers for life

bb what you doing

by [e-mail] June 9, 2019

Souvenir Beer

A beer that is tactically acquired from an event that is typically consumed later on that day or evening

At the party, I picked up a souvenir beer for later.

by Wettoaster69 April 2, 2025

Sober-Up Beer

The sober-up beer, typically the last beer of the evening, is perfect for when you're either overserved or too full and need just one more before you go home. A watery, domestic light beer usually fits the bill, perfectly balancing hops, barley, and hydration.

"Hey Mike, do you need another drink? No, I've got an early morning…make it a sober-up beer."

by Nacho Burris March 13, 2024

pussy beer float

When a women puts her legs over a mans shoulders and the man eats her out while he is eating her out another person pushes her boobs together and pours a beer down her boobs and goes down to the vagina while he is eating her out he also drinks the beer

Dude! I did the pussy beer float last night!
No way

Yea the beer hit my mouth right when she came fuck yea!!

by Digilo July 18, 2019

she's a 2 beers

It's how many beers you need to drink
To fuck a girl because she's not that beautiful.

-look that girl !
-yeah she's a 2 beers!

by icantbilive August 5, 2016

beer muffs

When one gets drinking alot and thinks their music is at a reasonable volume that won't upset their neighbors, roommates, etc, but is actually way too loud.

Raoul warned me several times to keep my music down, but I had the beer muffs on again last night and now I'm homeless again.

by Wilkie717 April 13, 2023