war mate

What an Emo kid calls you when you are his new best friend
Thanks for my new eyeliner war mate ;)
by BrokenShower July 12, 2019
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The Bit Wars

Nintendo and Sega competing in The Bit Wars, the greatest war in video game history.
Jimmy joined The Bit Wars, not the navy.
by Darnville February 09, 2021
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The Speedrun War

The Great War between Simeon_Dzhabata and Uiouiouio987.Whole story
The Speedrun War is a noun which specifies the war against uiouiouio987 and Simeon_Dzhabata
The Beginning:
Early 2018 uiouiouio987 had finally made it he had beaten the speedrun world record and now holded 1st place.
For a long time the title was his but then a challanger appeared.By the name of Simeon_Dzhabata his aim was to take down uiouiouio987 record.And he did on late 2018 he had succeeded.Uiouiouio987 was mad and he had to do something and ow he did.HE HAD BEATAN HIM BY 10 MINUTES.It was simple uiouiouio987 holded the record which was pretty much impossible to beat.
The New Update:
But then they released a new dimensions update.Now it could've been beaten.With trails and boosts Simeon_Dzhabata had done it.Uiouiouio987 tried but failed.
The End:
But in 2020 everything had changed.He was off and never stopped for 1 week he would wake up and start speedrunning and with the help of glitches and trails he did it.Simeon_Dzhabata has retired so now the title holder is UIOUIOUIO987.(for now)
by rinec January 04, 2021
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internet war

A war that takes place on the internet that should not be taken seriously, for the whole joke. See Pewdiepie vs T Series
internet wars are a fun way of wasting time
by f uck ypu July 30, 2021
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Link War

On internet discussion and debate forums, a form of argumentum ad lapidem or argument of the stone used in response to another poster to dismiss that posters argument without review or consideration. Generally, this is done in response to posts that contain links to material that supplement, explain, and support the points of the poster providing the links. The responding poster has no valid argument for the material linked and dismisses it without review of the merits of the material.
His argument was shredded and all he could do was post Link War.
Into the Night could not respond intelligently to the post so he dismissed it all by declaring it was a Link War.
by IB DaMann March 13, 2017
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Plug Of War

Similar to the classic game of Tug Of War, only in this sense 2 people have a buttplug in there ass with a rope tied to both plugs. The 2 players would then clinch there butts tightly trying to keep there plug up there there butts. While trying to pull out the others plug.
Plug Of War is a contest in which two people pull at opposite ends of a rope tied to butt plugs until one pulls out the plug of the other player.
by ShortMaster56 May 24, 2022
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Bhutan War Bubble

During the Bhutan War, Bhutanese soldiers often kidnapped civilian women and drilled penis-sized holes in the backs of their heads. They then used their heads as objects of sexual aggression, inserting their penises, and banging away until they ejaculated semen into their brains. Often times, these Bhutanese soldiers would gang-rape the heads of these captive civilian women, leaving their brains drenched with multiple shots of Bhutanese semen.

After the war, the heads of the few women who survived this sexual abuse healed to some degree, but the semen-infused gray matter tended to swell up, pushing the newly-formed scalp outward in a sort of bubble shape.

This bulbous growth on the backs of their heads is called a "Bhutan War Bubble."
"Hey Charlie -- stay away from that girl -- she's got a Bhutan War bubble the size of my nutsack!"

"I was quite interested in dating her until I noticed her Bhutan War bubble."

"You know I love you, Baby. I really don't mind your Bhutan War bubble."
by Drifting Dreamer July 22, 2019
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