Deez nuts

aha got him!

"knock knock"
"who's there"
"deez nuts aha got him"

by Deez chesnuts April 14, 2016

fem nuts

slang way of talking about your ovaries or in other terms your" female nuts "

The mean boy hit Jane in her fem nuts
Or

Jane's fem nuts were in terrible pain because of her period

by Naturaly Crazy September 23, 2016

fudgy nut

Fudgy nut - a large, chunky person usually of African decent. Especially, those who are constantly eating things that should not be eaten regularly.

Man, that guy eating those frozen peas is such a fudgy nut.

by King Absontime April 25, 2014

Dire nut

When you’re overdue for a jack off sesh but you’re in a place where you can’t but you do it anyway

Guy 1:“Hey man, you looked kinda uncomfortable at the funeral”
Guy 2: “Yeah after NNN my nutsack is overflowing. I’m sorry, but it was a dire nut”
Guy1: “what”

by Beta__male69 February 6, 2020

The health nut

When an avid couple of mountain climbers stop for a rest, the female pours granola in her mouth and the male shoves his penis into her mouth. The result is the healthiest nut of his life.

Sammy, 'Oh jeez, I am so tired, lets take a rest.'

Megan, 'Good idea, I will get the granola ready for The health nut.'

Sammy, 'This time can I also eat the dirty parfait?'

by Slamma_Jamma May 1, 2012

deez nutting

the verb for making a deez nuts joke

can be used to express

deez nutted - past tense

"i keep deez nutting her and she falls for it everytime!"
"i got deez nutted around 20 times today."
"stop deez nutting me!"

by fartslayer33 June 29, 2021

lasso nuts

Making fun of a man, particularly old, who may have long-ass nuts that touch the toilet water when they shit.

Hey Larry, your lasso nuts are hanging out of your pant leg.

by Nicothebear September 13, 2018