Eat Cheese

Orangutans who originate from the Borneo and Sumatra rainforest, tend to have a sweat build up under their arm pits. This sweat build up forms a yellowish color and resembles the consistency of cheese. When telling someone to “eat cheese”, one can only infer that it is an insult of the greatest degree!

Tim: Yo man my fantasy football team rocks dude.
Me: Eat cheese, your team is trash!

by Kernall Johnson November 21, 2018

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Cheese Club

When you and a group of buds get together and put cheese whiz on your dongs and slap each other with your yellow fun sticks, usually gets pretty messy but it's also a fun way to enjoy your whiz

Me: Hey Kevin, wanna come over after school and join our Cheese Club?
Kevin: What's that?
Me: There Will be free Cheese Whiz, that's all you need to know.
Kevin: You had me at whiz!!

by CheeseWhizie July 31, 2017

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Ass Cheese

When you nut into a chicks bootypipe, and don't clean it up and it Curdles and the remaining cum, and ass sweat is Ass Cheese.

Guy:"Hey baby wanna make some ass cheese"
Girl: "what's that?"
Guy: "bend over and find out"

by GucciWank. August 19, 2017

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Cutting the cheese

Another way of saying that you farted

When my parents smelled that disgusting stench in the car, it was pretty clear to them that I have been cutting the cheese.

by aarondaelephanttipple June 20, 2018

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mouse cheese

Mouse cheese is similar to dick cheese, except from a vagina, generally caused by a yeast infection. Alternately, it is another term for mousetrap cheese or tasteless cheese of questionable quality (although mice don't even really like cheese that much).

Both of these cheeses are decidedly NOT good eats, so don't ya put it in your mouth.

Mika: I wanted to go down on her but all I found was mouse cheese
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Ika: That grilled cheese was nasty! It must have been made with mouse cheese.

by Shay Dee June 20, 2018

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