Emotional beer goggles

The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.

M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.

S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.

by SparklyCupcake June 22, 2012

Crotch Beer

1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.

2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.

1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."

2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."

by phroot February 3, 2014

cyber beer chug

You record yourself chugging a beer and nominate three other people to do the same. You tag them in your FB status (serves as the invite) the people you tag must do the same.

cyber beer chug

I was tagged in Erica's video upload of her chugging a beer. She would say something like "I would like to thank Alyssa (girl she was invited by) for the nomination and I am looking forward to seeing this chain continue. I nominate: (tag three friends) .... Good luck my friends and cheers!!

cyber beer Chug

by Student- Social Media Major March 7, 2014

rusty beercap

An unforeseen brown asshole that feels good upon penetration but rips your cock off on the way out. Post penetration, you will indeed require a tetanus shot.

I thought I was gonna get inside that girls brown eye, but instead I got into her rusty beercap and now my cock is missing.

by b.diesel May 15, 2014

Root Beer Float

Performing fellatio on an African American male, with the penis representing dark like the root beer and the jizz representing the foam

Dawg, her mouth was so full of foam after she gave me a root beer float at lunch today, it made me want some Barq's.

by F.Pinchero December 15, 2014

titties & beer

The perfect combination

titties & beer go great together

by footballturtle95 June 1, 2014

walking beer

The amount of beers consumed while walking from one destination from another (ex: cabin to boat dock)

Although the fishermen had a case of beer waiting in the boat, they first needed a six pack of walking beer to get them from the cabin to the dock.

by AnnaBanana1018 March 8, 2015