Contraceptive personality

A personality type which causes you to luck out with those you are trying to date.

Joe has tried to score with three girls so far tonight, but every time, his contraceptive personality got in the way, and we was denied.

by Nick WJ May 2, 2023

The best person

me lmao cry about it

I am the best person

by Little Gay Riding Hood June 10, 2022

card person

Someone who takes great pride in writing thoughtful cards.

Oh, that's why you were stressing out about the card. I forgot, you're a card person."

by BoopBeeeeep February 17, 2022

Personality cult

What some people have and some don't

Do you even know what a personality cult is?

by Sexydimma January 10, 2022

piss smelling person

Quite literally somebody who smells like piss and is pathetic. Often also has greasy hair, a pathetic voice and uses comebacks such as fat, to try and make themselves feel better for being so pathetic.

Omg look at Josh, hes such a PSP
Play Station??
No you twat, a Piss Smelling Person

by OdoriferousBroccoli September 29, 2017

Pew Pew person

Someone who's obsessed with shooting/bombing things and or people. They can also be nicknamed Ms/Mr Pew Pew 💥

Example 1

Thomas: Have you watched Heathers
Lola: yeah my favorite character is the Pew Pew person

Example 2
Jake: Julia has been listening to pumped up kicks and talking about bombs all week...
Sam: Julia?.... You mean Ms Pew Pew?

by DonutOfFailure November 4, 2023

Nightmare Person

Someone who has a lot of red flags and is usually difficult to get along with.

"Dude, my manager is a nightmare person."

"My date last night was horrible. He's definitely a nightmare person."

by Insect September 21, 2021