the act in which telling your girlfriend that you are STD free and then proceed to fuck her grandma contracting HIV, then in the same night, have sex with your Girlfriend but seem super bored, and then cum in her pussy, stitch it shut, and tell her that you contracted HIV from her grandma. She then sends the cum through out her organs to shit out all the cum out her ass.

person 1: I fucked your grandma and gave you HIV
person 2: YOU LITTLE *Shits*
person 1: OH GOD NOT THE BRAZILIAN CREAM PIE

Brazilian Cream Pie by Forever2297 November 19, 2022

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Bruise Cream

A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.

This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.

"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"

Bruise Cream by Greaser pirate November 26, 2022

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Whipped cream on pie

When someone is so absolutely enamored another person that they’d do anything for them

Person A: He got me roses and a necklace to ask me out and he told me he’s been planning it for months
Person B: he’s so down atrocious whipped cream on pie

Whipped cream on pie by auroralotus December 3, 2022

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Ice Cream Truck

A vehicle used by predators to get young children inside. They give them ice cream and then they kidnap them.

There are lots of ice cream trucks in ghetto neighborhoods. So if you see an ice cream truck walk away immediately and run to the nearest Panda Express bathroom and shit in the toilet!

Ice Cream Truck by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 25, 2022

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