This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes
by hytredfghjkllo June 06, 2023
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Michael J. Okes

A Michael Jox is a joke about Michael J. Fox (celebrity) that makes fun of the fact that he has Parkinsons Disease, which causes someone to uncontrollably shake. Usually depicted with pictures.

Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something

Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/
Jake: "Michael J. Fox+Coca Cola=Frag Grenade"

"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"

"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"

"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"

"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"

Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!
by Waitzsauce May 21, 2009
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PB&J Rule

Party Blowjob Rule. If somebody is nice enough to throw an awesome party. One of the girls there should blow him out of gratitude.
Girl 1: Why'd u get with eric last night u dont even like him?
Girl 2: Had to, he threw a kickass party, PB&J rule
by Alazymudmixture July 15, 2009
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J Fucked

Gator, get the gravy! Heโ€™s gettin J Fucked!
by Thankyou720 December 30, 2020
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[J]

A J is the classic girl you fall in love with.
J is the first way to call a chick in Italy.
J endeed is an abbreviation of โ€œTrojaโ€ which means โ€œbitchโ€.
Call your girlfriend as J is not an offense because every girl is a J for someone.
J also is the initial of Juventus so your J always wins like Juventus.
So U must be proud to have a J... J is the cutest girl!
Bro1: Ey Man whereโ€™s ur J?
Bro2: Idk maybe sheโ€™s with the others Js.
by ytes April 29, 2018
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J-fest

1. When a group of people are in a office telling lame ass stories.

2. When your doing lame stuff at work you don't want to do.
"What's going on in here?"

"Just a giant J-fest."
by Hodor91 June 01, 2018
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