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J willy

Could pull any bitch and fuck ur mom, sister, dad, and pet hamster.
Random hoe 1: Is that J willy?

Random hoe 2: omggggg, hes so segsy
by Balls_Are_Good December 19, 2020
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lily j

a drop dead gorgeous girl, with a rockin body! I would let her kiss me anytime!
by Porte123 January 3, 2015
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Edin j

the most perfect man on earth. absolute perfection. not a single flaw. amazing boyfriend material. 10/10.
by edinsbiggestfan March 29, 2022
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mary j blige

someone is considered a mary if they purchase an iconic shirt with none other than our lord and saviour, mary j blige, on it and it becomes the only thing they wear everytime they exit their house. if they meet this criteria, they will therefore be renamed mary and their original birth name will nullify.
person 1: babe is that steph over there?
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.
by babefest July 17, 2021
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j-russin

going to compete in a sporting event, but making up a dumb excuse to not play, because you are afraid of the competition.
Yo how did Phil do against the Compton Warriors

He didnt play

Why?

He was j-russin
by Lucci December 11, 2008
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J-Blo

j-blo
{jay-blow}

noun

A kind and hard-working individual who works for somewhere between 10-20 new employers annually.

A J-Blo is hell-bent on improving their salary perhaps to the detriment of their résumé.
"I swear that man is never happy with his income. He's a real j-blo"
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J*b

Job, but censored

This is basically making fun of both people whom seem to censor every word (because trigger warnings, i guess), and unemployed people. Usually, when you say Job, Outside, or any word that would trigger a degenerate on the Internet, they'll say "censor it!" As a joke.
Person 1: Get a job.

Person 2: Ewww! Censor that word!

Person 3: Yeah, say j*b, or at least add a TW before you say that!
by lesbiangex221 June 10, 2025
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