Nebraskan Whale

when your missus takes the term 'wet willy' a bit too far

I'm going to perform what i like to call the nebraskan whale

by ginger sket November 20, 2021

Sperm Whale

While receiving oral the male ejaculates his semen into the female or males mouth, and it blows out of their stoma, onto the males testicles.

I don’t always date chicks with throat cancer, but when I do I enjoy a classic sperm whale.

by ST86 December 2, 2021

SMD while I SMH

SMD while I SMH literally means, suck my dick while I shake my head. It's a word that describes your utter disappointment for blatantly disrespectful dick riders.

Dumbo: "Shut up dork"
thatboytweaking100%: "I thought you had something better to say. SMD while I SMH"

by thatboytweaking100% December 31, 2021

Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022

Spermback Whale

When you’re fucking a fat chick from behind and you pull out and cum all over her back

“Damn you took that fat chick home last night?”

“Yeah she was a spermback whale after I was done with her”

by carrytheflag61 February 27, 2022

fat whale

maddie ramsay

maddie ramsay is a fat whale

by natalie newman March 13, 2022

Beach Whale

a chick who lays on bed staring at the one doing all the action while she laying down like a fat beach whale and doing nothing (consent is given)

i just fucked this mad beach whale she did nothing but look into my eyes weirdly and moan.

by isabelleabboud124 June 11, 2022