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J*b

Job, but censored

This is basically making fun of both people whom seem to censor every word (because trigger warnings, i guess), and unemployed people. Usually, when you say Job, Outside, or any word that would trigger a degenerate on the Internet, they'll say "censor it!" As a joke.
Person 1: Get a job.

Person 2: Ewww! Censor that word!

Person 3: Yeah, say j*b, or at least add a TW before you say that!
by lesbiangex221 June 10, 2025
mugGet the J*bmug.

j-russin

going to compete in a sporting event, but making up a dumb excuse to not play, because you are afraid of the competition.
Yo how did Phil do against the Compton Warriors

He didnt play

Why?

He was j-russin
by Lucci December 11, 2008
mugGet the j-russinmug.

J to the B

J to the B
by KP2saucey October 3, 2022
mugGet the J to the Bmug.

J Veggie

When a John is expected to pay Vegas "High End" Escort Pricing for a meth head hooker who lives in the middle of nowhere and just lays in bed like a vegetable and does nothing.
Brah, that chick Carly from country town OH totally pulled a J Veggie on me last night!
by B(ra)DSM July 20, 2020
mugGet the J Veggiemug.

mary j blige

someone is considered a mary if they purchase an iconic shirt with none other than our lord and saviour, mary j blige, on it and it becomes the only thing they wear everytime they exit their house. if they meet this criteria, they will therefore be renamed mary and their original birth name will nullify.
person 1: babe is that steph over there?
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.
by babefest July 17, 2021
mugGet the mary j bligemug.

J willy

Could pull any bitch and fuck ur mom, sister, dad, and pet hamster.
Random hoe 1: Is that J willy?

Random hoe 2: omggggg, hes so segsy
by Balls_Are_Good December 19, 2020
mugGet the J willymug.

J

Someone: does something fast

Everyone else: J
by jbird53916 June 28, 2021
mugGet the Jmug.

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