Instead of being the crotch of a Male Donkey. This is the definition of a Silly Children's Game named after Pin the Tail on the Donkey. Firstly, you need to find a Washable Marker and draw a Black Spot on someone who will be IT similar to the game tag. To spread the Donkey Dong Virus you must get Jiggy With It as in thrust another player rather than tapping them with your hands. Bystanders may give you funny looks without context but the game overall is pretty hilarious.
by pickypocket September 8, 2025
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Person A:Omg did you see that dude Bryan came in with. What a lucky man.
Person B: Naw dude he bailed, that guy has a donkey squasage.
Person A: OH man! Yeah hard pass.
Person B: Naw dude he bailed, that guy has a donkey squasage.
Person A: OH man! Yeah hard pass.
by Rickpatty11b September 30, 2025
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When you shove a waffle up your ass while having sex with a cheerleader.
Taken from SML: "SML Movie: Brooklyn Guy's Nightmare!"
Taken from SML: "SML Movie: Brooklyn Guy's Nightmare!"
by cheesecrackers21 October 20, 2025
Get the Donkey style mug.the action of a neurotypical individual capitalising off the innovations of a neurodivergent individual - effectively performing the obvious steps from start to finish without any creativity or additional contributions, taking credit for the idea as if it was their own.
Mia spent weeks researching and proposing a new integration system, and amongst the stress ends up burning herself out; Lucas casually approaches to fill in and implements the steps Mia laid out. He receives the credit for the amazing work as if it was his own - total Donkey Plod.
by whosyourdani October 27, 2025
Get the Donkey Plod mug.Dude...those rwo bwst fruemds have somw weird shit going. Did you see them last night? One of them ate the others donkey burrito.
by Flaming felupe November 1, 2025
Get the Donkey burrito mug.Something that sucks so abysmally bad that there really isn't any other way to describe just how large of a fuckup the situation is.
> unfathomable turmoil currently present
"This situation sucks donkey dildo!"
> ranked teammates tank the entire team for being generationally washed
"My lobby sucks donkey dildo!"
> raining outside, no coat, cold as fuck, windy
"This weather right now sucks donkey balls!"
"This situation sucks donkey dildo!"
> ranked teammates tank the entire team for being generationally washed
"My lobby sucks donkey dildo!"
> raining outside, no coat, cold as fuck, windy
"This weather right now sucks donkey balls!"
by Tbblobnoern November 22, 2025
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A prestigious, invitation-only “secret society” founded in 2007 by the enigmatic DPBMFCEO (Donkey Punch Bunch Mother-Fucking Chief Executive Officer).*
Born as an inside joke but elevated—through questionable decision-making and sheer commitment—into a full-blown illuminati-parody brotherhood, the Donkey Punch Bunch prides itself on absolute secrecy: No one talks about it, no one admits they’re in it, and no one is entirely sure what they actually do.
Members claim the organization exists to “preserve balance in the universe,” though outsiders suspect it’s mostly an excuse for overly elaborate handshakes, poorly planned rituals, and extremely serious meetings about things that should never be taken that seriously.
Despite the questionable name, the DPB operates with the dignity of a centuries-old aristocratic order—if that order had been founded by sleep-deprived geniuses with too much free time and an unshakable sense of humor.
In short:
A classy, clandestine society with zero purpose, maximum mystery, and a founder who took a joke too far and accidentally created a legend.
A prestigious, invitation-only “secret society” founded in 2007 by the enigmatic DPBMFCEO (Donkey Punch Bunch Mother-Fucking Chief Executive Officer).*
Born as an inside joke but elevated—through questionable decision-making and sheer commitment—into a full-blown illuminati-parody brotherhood, the Donkey Punch Bunch prides itself on absolute secrecy: No one talks about it, no one admits they’re in it, and no one is entirely sure what they actually do.
Members claim the organization exists to “preserve balance in the universe,” though outsiders suspect it’s mostly an excuse for overly elaborate handshakes, poorly planned rituals, and extremely serious meetings about things that should never be taken that seriously.
Despite the questionable name, the DPB operates with the dignity of a centuries-old aristocratic order—if that order had been founded by sleep-deprived geniuses with too much free time and an unshakable sense of humor.
In short:
A classy, clandestine society with zero purpose, maximum mystery, and a founder who took a joke too far and accidentally created a legend.
“If the Donkey Punch Bunch were real — which it obviously isn’t — I still wouldn’t have the clearance level to explain it.”
by DPBMFCEO December 10, 2025
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