bake the cake. can't somebody keep away the kids, entertain them. bake the bloody cake. god i hope this will turn out nice. write a card maybe? is that too cheesy. maybe rhyme. haha duh. air force 1 was it? what, adidas was it? air force 100? nike. ask the assistant. bake the bloody cake. dinner. lamb? kid-friendly? wrap the presents. check the cake. so, lamb was it. side dish. potatoes. brussel sprouts. kid-friendly my ass. we need a sauce. wrap it up. maybe write a definition. call it brain peep. brain fuck. peep. fuck. fuck the brain. its fucked.
by Krkič December 30, 2019

Thinking so hard and being so utterly smart that not only does your forehead crinkle, but your brain as well.
by Masterful Ezreal main February 24, 2019

A process where your brain does dumb reckless shit that you probably have no recollection of, due to an anorexia episode.
by P00pyp0opypo0 January 21, 2023

The illusion you are living a normal lidlfe until you wake up in a hospital realising you failed suicide 4 months ago and you survived.
by Vortex Define August 13, 2019

One "floats a brain" by pulling your testicles out of the fly hole of your pants and proceed about your normal business without acknowledging the exposed genitals. This is typically done in bars or at parties.
I floated a brain at the party last weekend. I will be floating a brain this evening at the social function.
by bigEC July 19, 2014

Hinge: We've run out of poppers, lube and cocaine again luv.
Bracket: No problem honey, I'll pop in to see the brain churnder on the way back from the Tool Box Sexpress.
Bracket: No problem honey, I'll pop in to see the brain churnder on the way back from the Tool Box Sexpress.
by Smokin'Gee June 4, 2021
