Meat Goatee

When someone is eating a pepperoni stick and the end nub hooks onto their lower lip creating a meat goatee.

You're meat goatee is coming in well

Are you going to finish that meat goatee

Girl: Whats that on your lip
Boy: You mean my meat goatee. Is it too gangster for you?

by ConfusedEater November 15, 2011

Keppel Meated

To cheat someone by making them pay too much money for something, to deceive someone.

My friend and I both ordered the same meat tray at the local butcher, his was twice the size, I was keppel meated!

by Sparksey85 January 21, 2023

Monkey Meat

Slang term for a woman’s vagina, due to the fact that it makes her scream “ooh ooh, ah ahh” when stimulated.

“How was your date last night?”
“Oh man, it was great! I got to beat that monkey meat up.”

by DragonaDarling October 18, 2019

Clown Meat

It tastes funny

Had some Clown Meat the other day, tasted funny as always

by Garfibromyalgia April 29, 2021

Meat sauce

Men's chest hair. Specifically a term used ro describe chest hair when you like it.

Terell was wearing a button down that was showing off his meat sauce.

by MsHahLee September 9, 2022

Meat Canyon

A gaping bussy

Paul Jones has a meat canyon

by Okay okay I’m just May 13, 2022

sweet meat

Noun: a girl with a butt so nice that you want to eat it

Synonyms: dumper; wagon; unit cheeks
Antonyms: Taylor Swift
Places of interest: Skellig; Arden pool

“Look at that sweat meat…you could spot those cheeks from Fort Worth”
“If you tell me that sweet meat is real, I ain’t buying it”

by Anonymous2715848 May 30, 2022