sink meat 

1. when you just had passionate sex that lasted upwards of 7 hours and now you are late for your job interview, so you proceed to wash your penis in the sink.

2. An alternative to showering after sex.

Bro I didn't have time to shower so I had do some sink meat after I boned your mother.

sink meat by ChingyChief February 14, 2017

Monotone meat bag 

A narcissist or sociopath when their mask is cracked or they are at home, out of the public eye and not show boating their false persona. It is at these times when they are not in public view that they let down their guard, are devoid of ANY emotion and their voice becomes monotone. They are referred to as meatbags to highlight their lack of human traits. Without a conscience (super ego) and unable to experience empathy, they are incomplete people who are monotone meat bags devoid of anything human.

At the party Fred was charming, engaging and delightful to the guests.
After the party, Fred returned to his home with his family and reassumed his position of monotone meat bag. He locked himself in his bedroom with his devices after leaving the young toddlers and their bags at the door with the mother. He did not bother to grumble goodnight before tucking into a selection of pornography and video games on his ipad. He locked his door and ignored the children's bedtime routine. The charming prince at the party was only an illusion. His monotone meat bag self resurfaced the moment he was out of public view and surrounded by family in his home.

Monotone meat bag by Narcbuster April 23, 2018

Fuckable meat 

Meat(human being) that is being able to be fucked.

You look like a cut of fuckable meat. Are you?

Fuckable meat by Iljuh December 21, 2020

Massachusetts Meat Lovers 

A girl from Massachusetts (or anywhere else) enthusiastically performs felattio on not one but two penises simultaneously

I don't think Miranda is hungry, Ron and I gave her a Massachusetts Meat Lovers for lunch.

Massachusetts Meat Lovers by injizzulate July 5, 2021

little meat package 

A euphemism for your cock/dick/penis.

Person A: Damn, I'm so horny that my little meat package isn't so little anymore.

Person B: What?

Person A: It's hard.

little meat package by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 26, 2022

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah 

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah

Schmeat Yeet Beat Your Meat Yah!!!

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah by schmeat yeet beat your meat ya March 22, 2017

sweet like deer meat 

A level of sweetness. Usually used to express the highest form of sweetitude.

Bret: Here, watch this. On GTA IV, I just stole a fire truck, and I'm gonna plow into this crowd of pedestrians.
Chad: (after watching afore-mentioned virtual destruction) Oooh. That's sweet like deer meat.

sweet like deer meat by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008