Flem Job 

The homo sexual act of Jack Flem. It is unknown the true definition of Flem Job because he is secretive about his sexual affairs. Flem jobs can consist of oral or anal sexual intercourse.

David Butts revived a Flem Job.

Flem Job by Anyonumus TPS Saint August 23, 2018

Netflix job 

Any occupation where you have so much free time that you can safely watch Netflix on the clock without fear of repercussions.

I just started this new maintenance gig and it's already turned out to be a Netflix job.

Netflix job by Invictus912 October 12, 2018

Stoff Job 

One who is often played as a fool, like a tool. This person is an asshole about when they’re wrong, and will get unreasonably angry and defend themself, even if it’s just a joke. Basically just someone who is stupid.

Bro your so gullible you fucking stoff job.

Stoff Job by another.degree.kevin October 24, 2018

a job at mcdonalds 

a hand job

guy: *ignoring girlfriend*

girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds

guy: heck yeah!

;)

“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”

a job at mcdonalds by omfg is this username taken? December 22, 2018

Jar Job 

When you shove a glass jar up yo girls ass and then shatter it inside by using extreme force to clap her cheeks together

Bro i gave Brooke a killer Jar Job last night.

Jar Job by BiggT6969 March 3, 2019

Blob Job 

A blow job from an overweight female.

Well, she looked much bigger than her Tinder picture, so I didn’t hit it. I settled for a blob job instead.

Blob Job by Willcooperlutz April 1, 2019

Italian job 

Having a cigarette while sat on the toilet pooping

My favourite part of the day is having an Italian job first thing in the morning when I get out of bed, otherwise I lack the sheer will to live generally

Italian job by Lba laid back attitude May 11, 2019