ass sandwich 

The act of planting one's ass on another's face, usually after they've been overserved and are passed out on a couch or bed. Proper form "fits" the butt crack atop the nose.

Bobby came home hammered and passed out. So I gave him an ass sandwich.

ass sandwich by Mark Regan September 3, 2006

ass lick 

the licking of the freaken arse
diks if u don't understand that
go back to elementry skool

Wow that chick ass licked me last nite
it felt fucken weird, yet interestingly good

ass lick by HEADSHOT January 30, 2003

ass pussy

noun - when the anal cavity gets overused for intercourse that it becomes as loose as a pussy

Kristian has such an ass pussy after a month of anal.

ass pussy by Rupio Dominguez January 2, 2008

ass ninja 

ninja's that spontaniously spawn from ones ass.

'Goddam, i had a bit of trouble with some ass ninja's this morning.'

ass ninja by Prycey September 9, 2003

ass nozzle 

1. The shanked out remains of ones anus following anal sex.
2. insult

1. After shagging the freak Mary, Big Daddy Al gazed at the ass nozzle he created.
2. The french are ass nozzles. (notice the "small" f, only real countries get capitalization.

ass nozzle by eXidum May 13, 2003

ass chicken 

see dork.

a person who is silly or dumb at times.

also: switch the damn words around.

OMG, OMG...you ass chicken!!

ass chicken by BenDover July 11, 2006

ass koopa 

1. dirty skank that loves penis in the rusty bullethole (asshole)

1.Did you see that fine ass bitch just walk by?

2.yeah

1.i hope she's an ass koopa, because that hoe was a dime wit a slim waste cute face and a big behind

2.that was warne's mom

1.DAAAAAMN!

ass koopa by fjeldy November 5, 2008