4 definitions by fjeldy
Man, yesterday I was boning this hooker and watching Monday Night Football. Then i reached over and grabbed some nachoes. What a wonderful heimatime.
by fjeldy September 20, 2006
1.Did you see that fine ass bitch just walk by?
2.yeah
1.i hope she's an ass koopa, because that hoe was a dime wit a slim waste cute face and a big behind
2.that was warne's mom
1.DAAAAAMN!
2.yeah
1.i hope she's an ass koopa, because that hoe was a dime wit a slim waste cute face and a big behind
2.that was warne's mom
1.DAAAAAMN!
by fjeldy October 17, 2006
a futenis (penis futon)- a futon that is perdendicular to your bed, and is for your enormously large penis. At the end of the futon is a pillenis (penis pillow) for the head of the penis, but a pillenis is totally optional.
by fjeldy November 7, 2006
when a girl masturbates with a wooden object, (dildo, meterstick etc.) and she gets slivers in her pussy
Last night Gaynel was pleasuring herself with one of Professor Engel's metersticks and she showed me her slivys.
by fjeldy October 27, 2006