Touché

Originally a term in French fencing that meant to light by poke the opponent with the sword. It now simply means that the person in an argument who says it is thinking “wait… he’s right and I can’t argue against that logic.” It is a quick and effective end to an argument

Original meaning:
French fencer 1: Let’s fence.
French fencer 2: Oui.
French fencer 1: *lightly pokes opponent with sword*
French fencer 1: Touché!

Current meaning:
Guy 1: You know having so many dogs is bad for your financial situation AND allergies, right?

Guy 2: At least I don’t have 10.

Guy 1: Touché

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

touching sheets

to describe (typically male) masturbation

send me a video of you touching sheets

by araaradesune July 6, 2023

Touchbase

A vague description given in a Teams invite to catch subordinates off guard before you give them the axe

Seif just sent me a Teams invite with Touchbase in the subject line, so it’s been nice working you boys!

by Dave The Meme King July 8, 2023

touchpad

A slang, computer-related term for the female vagina.

“So how’d that date go with the Femboy?”
“Well, it turns out they had a touchpad.”

by Silver_Phoenix August 17, 2024

Touchdown

a six-point score made by carrying or passing the ball into the end zone of the opposing side, or by recovering it there following a fumble or blocked kick.

Carroll did not score a touchdown against Ohara today.

Khalil Epps had a head tap for a touchdown.

by 123456787291 October 14, 2023

Touched

Meaning as you finna get handled by these hands my momma, father, & god gave me cuz I ain’t use these hands in a while

Nigga-“You ain’t gonna do shit”
Me-“Boi you been talking out the side of yo neck, you about to get touched”

by King_Chaice October 30, 2023

Touching The Tortoise

Masturbation of the male genitals

Touching the tortoise- masturbation

My girlfriend sent nudes, I’m going to touch my tortoise to them

by WillyMaster1001 November 4, 2023