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The thing that lets me live another day. The thing that i hate. And the thing that is a waste of my existence. Id rather go to a funeral than there honestly. Basically a prison for kids.
Little billy goes to school with M&Ms (Im hungry rn) little billy got a detention for starting a food fight at school)
School by Quest2user33 November 20, 2023
A type of prison created by brain dead old people in an attempt to control the youth
It is best known for destroying the childhoods of many children and being boring as fuck
The main ideas forced at school are
1:don’t question authority
2:don’t try to amount to become or do anything important
3:go into debt for university
4:vote liberal
Person 1: I was brainwashed in school, now I’m liberal!
Person 2: ME TOO! I can’t stop voting Joe Biden!

Person 1: my teacher assigned the class a 7 page essay.
Person 2: yeah these dumbass teachers are so fucking stupid
School by Pangor November 23, 2024
a place that force feeds you random information that you wont use unless you are becoming a teacher
you wake up at 6 am and go to the bus at 7 am and stay there for 6-8 hours.
the only time you have free time you (home) is where you have to do MORE work
SCHOOL is for learning yet kids still feel scared to answer questions that pretty much means they learnt NOTHING
School by diarrheachihuahua December 5, 2023
A building that looks like a prison which teaches you things in the worst way possible. You walk to the same classes every day, learn shit that you’ll never use in the real world, and do extra work at home after being in a prison for 6 hours straight. The guidance counsellors are shit, the system is shit, and so are some of the teachers. If an actual problem is going on, the teachers don’t do anything. But if friends are making fun of each other for jokes all of the sudden, it’s a problem.
Friend1: oh my god! School was horrible today, I got suspended because me and my friend were making jokes about each other for fun, I only have 30 minutes to finish my 293 missing assignments this weekend, and my guidance counsellor told my mom about what I said to him!!

Friend2: that’s school for you!
School by Jackelanm December 20, 2023
Living hell for ages 5-18. Torture you mentally and physically without your consent.
“Wow, feels like I’m in school again” said the mistress in her bedroom,
School by Semalontinywaho December 23, 2023
An american's shooting range.

Jokes aside, a school is an educational institute which has a purpose of teaching students important skills.
School by Zach T. Radass December 24, 2023